brain pills

A drunk was sitting in a bar looking at three small brown pellets in his
hand.
The bartender asked what they were, and the drunk replied "They are brain
pills...they make you smart."


The bartender says excitedly, "Give me one." He snatches one from the drunks
hand, and gulps it quickly down with water. In a few minutes he comes back
over to the drunk and says he doesn't feel any smarter.


"You probably didn't take enough." So the bartender quickly gulps down
another
one.
Half an hour later the bartender asks for a third pill. This one he looks at
with more care. He sniffs it, and tastes it slowly. "Why, this is nothing
but
sheep manure!"


"See," says the drunk, "you're getting smarter already."