Confucius says

Confucius say...
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
 
Confucius say...  
Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his work.
 
Confucius say...
Man who run in front of car get tyred
 
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He who run behind bus get exhausted.
 
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Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion..
 
 
Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
 
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
 
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
 
Confucius say...
Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!
 
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!
 
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Girl who lives in glass house should change in basement.
 
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Man who farts in church sits in own pew.

Confucius say...
Chemist who fall in acid get absorbed in work.

Confucius say...
Girl how make love on tomb may soon become mummy.

Confucius say...
Man who eat cookies in bed, will wake up feeling crumby.

Confucius say...
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

Confucius say...
Man who get hit by car, get that run down feeling.

Confucius say...
Man who has woman on ground has piece on earth!

Confucius say...Man who sit on hot stove will rise again.