A lady walks into a Car dealership. She browses around,then spots the
perfect car - a BMW 320d and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel
the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she
looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and
hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, there
standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you
today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
vehicle?" He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are
going to kak when you hear the price!"
perfect car - a BMW 320d and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel
the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she
looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and
hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, there
standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you
today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
vehicle?" He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are
going to kak when you hear the price!"
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