Why men die first....

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the ratrace...you're a male chauvinist.

 If you stay home and do the housework...you're gay.

If you work too hard...there's never any time for her. 

If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing lazy pr**k.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her...that is favouritism. 

If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment. 

If you keep quiet ..........it's male indifference.

If you cry............you're a wimp.
If you don't....................you're an insensitive bast**d.

If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination.

If SHE asks you.........it's a favour.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert. 

If you don't..............you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape...........you're sexist.

If you don't...............you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain. 

If you don't ...........you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers.............you're after something. 

If you don't .................you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements........you're full of sh*t. 

If you're not ....................you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache............she's tired. 

If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.

If you don't................there must be someone else.


Men die first because they want to.