Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Indians

An Indian walks into a Jo'burg bank and asks to see the loan officer.
He says he is going to India on holiday for two weeks and wants to
borrow
R10,000. The bank officer says the bank
will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man handed
over the keys of his new BMW M3 parked on the street in front of the
bank.
Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as
collateral
for the loan. An
employee drives the BMW into the bank's underground garage and parks
it there. Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the R10,000
and the interest, which comes to R15.41. The loan
officer says,
"We are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and
found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us
is why would you bother to borrow R10,000?"
The Indian replied,
"Where else in Jo'burg can I park my car safely for two weeks and pay
only R15.41?

Indians will always be Indians......., Smart 

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