Tuesday, October 16, 2007

A True South African Friendship

"Hello, is this the SAP?"
"e-Yes. What you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbour, Hendrik van der Merwe! He is hiding
dagga inside his firewood."
"E-Yes...Thank you for your  co-opershun and informashun in combating crime
and violence, in our  society sir."
The next day, the SAP descend on Hendrik's house. They  search the braai
lapa where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they chop open every piece of
wood, but find no dagga. They shout and swear at Hendrik and leave.
The phone rings at Hendrik's house. "Hey, Hendrik! Did the SAP come?"
 "Did they chop your firewood for the braai tonight?"
 "Happy Birthday Boet!"

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