You know you're in a South African summer when.....
*The best parking place is determined by shade
instead of distance.
*Hot water now comes out of both taps.
*You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty
good branding iron.
*The temperature drops below 35 degrees and you
feel a little chilly.
*You discover that in February it only takes 2
fingers to steer your
car.
*You develop a fear of metal car door handles.
*You break a sweat the instant you step outside at
06:30am
*Your biggest bicycle-accident fear is, "What if I
get knocked out and
end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
*You realise that asphalt has a liquid state.
*Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to
keep them from laying
hard-boiled eggs.
*The cows are giving evaporated milk.
*The trees are whistling for the dogs.
*The best parking place is determined by shade
instead of distance.
*Hot water now comes out of both taps.
*You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty
good branding iron.
*The temperature drops below 35 degrees and you
feel a little chilly.
*You discover that in February it only takes 2
fingers to steer your
car.
*You develop a fear of metal car door handles.
*You break a sweat the instant you step outside at
06:30am
*Your biggest bicycle-accident fear is, "What if I
get knocked out and
end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
*You realise that asphalt has a liquid state.
*Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to
keep them from laying
hard-boiled eggs.
*The cows are giving evaporated milk.
*The trees are whistling for the dogs.
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