President Bush

George W Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his
talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand,  and George
asks him what his name is.
"Billy."
"And what is your question, Billy?"
 "I have three questions:
 First - why is the USA invading Iraq without the support of theUN?;
Second - why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?;
and Third - whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. George W. Bush informs the kiddies that
they will continue after recess.
 When they resume George says, "Okay where were we? Oh that's right -
question time. Who has a question?"
 A different little boy puts his hand, George points him out and asks him
what his name is.
 "Steve."
 "And what is your question, Steve?"
 "I have five questions:
 First - why is the USA invading Iraq without the support of the UN?;
Second - why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?;
Third - whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?;
 Fourth - why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?;
and Fifth - what happened to Billy?"