Our Blood is Green

A little girl was sitting in her classroom in Australia when her teacher
walked in and started talking about how proud she is to be an Australian
and how wonderful it is to be a Wallaby supporter.

The teacher then asked everyone who supported the Wallabies to put up there
hand. Every hand in the class besides one went up. This surprised the
teacher and so she asked the little girl why her hand wasn't up.

"Well," said the little girl "because I don't support the Wallabies."

Even more surprised the teacher asked her who she supported.  "I support
the Springboks" she replied

Now a bit irritated, the teacher asked the little girl why she supported
the Springboks.  "My mom supports the Springboks and my dad supports the
Springboks, so I support the Springboks."

The teacher looked at the little girl and with a smirk asked:  "Well, if
your mom was an idiot and your dad was an idiot, what would you be?"

The little girl looked up at her teacher, smiled and replied:  "A Wallaby
supporter."