Marriage

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets
the more interested he is in her.

Agatha Christie
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

Oscar Wilde
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Don't marry for money;
you can borrow it cheaper.

Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.

Sam Kinison
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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your
wife will give you for free.

Anonymous
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be
married too.

H. L. Mencken
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Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for
another thing, they die earlier.

H. L. Mencken
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one
thing:
either the car is new or the wife is.

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We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.

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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.

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