A man looked over his fence to see the little girl next door crying and filling in a large hole that she had dug in the ground. "What are you doing?" asked the man.

"My goldfish died," sniffled the girl, "and I'm buying him in our backyard."

"Sorry to hear that," said the man. "But why do you need such a big hole for a little fish?"

"Because he's inside your stupid cat!"