Monday, October 15, 2007

How to put in that little bit extra...

 From a strictly  mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:  What Makes 100%?
 What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
 Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
 We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to
 give over
 100%.
 How about achieving  103%?
 Here's a little mathematical formula! that might help you answer
 these
 questions:
 What makes up 100% in  life?   ....................


  If   A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

 are represented as:

 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.



 Then:

 H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =  98%



 and
 K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =  96%



                                         But,

                                         A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

 1+20+20+9+20+21+4 5 =  100%


                                         And,

                                         B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

 21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =  103%


 AND, look how far 'ass kissing' will take you.
 A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =  118%


 So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty  that:
 While Hard work and knowledge will get you close,
 And,  Attitude will get you there,
 Bullsh1t and Ass kissing will put you over the top !

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