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An colletion of funny e-mail received over the years.
The Secrets of a Happy Marriage
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last:
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine,
some good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Sydney and mine is in
Melbourne.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.. So I suggested
the kitchen.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread
maker Then she said, "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit
down!". So I bought her an electric chair.
Remember.... Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt
her.
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?".... I
said, "Dust!"
Why do men die before their wives? 'Cause they want to'.